Galactic Groan: A Lewd An Uncomfortable Saga is a 2D point-and-click adventure game that followed the primary character, Dild Meak. He is the self-proclaimed most eligible bachelor in town! He has, at last, decided it was time to settle down with his girlfriend, Gina Derriere. As luck would have it (and you know, an army of aliens), it wouldn't be as simple as a proposal. As Dild Meak is bowing down on one knee, Gina Derriere is captured by aliens! To make matters worse, the aliens are under the command of his ex-lover, Phalexandra.
Dild Meak must set to the stars to save his beautiful damsel in distress before it's past the point of no return! Will he be able to save Gina Derriere before Phalexandra's plans can succeed? Meet super-galactic companions that will help you navigate this wild ride!
This game will contain:
Full voice acting
A unique soundtrack
Laughter. You will laugh.
And a super-awesome blooper reel at the end. Because they're fun.
Galactic Groan is set to launch in 2022.
Dild Meak - The main character and most eligible bachelor in town! He is finally ready to settle down with his girlfriend, Gina. But can he save her before his ex gets to her?
Gina Derriere - Dild's better half. She's a bit...ditzy. She adores creatures and figures any creature can be a pet in the event that you love it enough. She also really likes the color pink.
Phalexandra - Dild Meak's ex lover. She is the overlady of alien species and uses them to infiltrate Earth. Within her entire relationship with Dild, she attempted to control him at each possibility she could get. She took in the forces of subliminal therapy and uses her powers through trancelike areola pasties.
Bloopy - The little alien that befriends Dild Meak. Honestly, Bloopy isn't the best alien on Phalexandra's space station. Though, not in a evil way. He gets a kick out of the chance to help other people and thinks about their emotions...Not precisely what the Evil Alien group goes for.
And a lot more characters to be highlighted in the game!
The Theme song for Galactic Groan
Phalexandra Boobs McGee, the main villain of the game.
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