Dild Meak thought his biggest challenge was choosing the right appetizer for his date—but that was before a squad of outrageous space aliens abducted his girlfriend Gina Derriere right in front of him!
Now, armed with nothing but his wits, a questionable understanding of physics, and a strong desire to avoid dying alone, Dild must venture into the great unknown to save Gina before she becomes the centerpiece of an intergalactic experiment.
Travel through bizarre spaceports, encounter creatures with heads larger than their ambitions, and solve puzzles that may or may not make any sense. Interact with sarcastic AI, rogue space bartenders, and aliens who could use a lesson in proper villain etiquette. Every click reveals a new piece of the cosmic puzzle, leading Dild ever closer to rescuing Gina—or embarrassing himself in front of the entire universe.
Will love conquer space? Or will Dild find himself stuck in a wormhole of his own incompetence? The fate of romance (and possibly the galaxy) hangs in the balance!
COMING SOON....
The Theme song for Galactic Groan
Dild Meak, the main character of our story.